Oh Christmas
Beef Warehouse’s dedication to free parties continues: We invite you to Oh Christmas (the return). We have assembled the wise men, we have prised the virgin away from her carpenter mate and shipped in some donkeys.
Teaming up with Big Sexy Land boys and those lads over at Music Towers we are taking over South of the Border for a night. Apparently builders are digging it all up at the moment making it nice for us and we are looking about for some free christmas cheer.
Big Sexy Land, Beef Warehouse and Music Towers present
OH CHRISTMAS
Thursday 11th December
South of the border (opposite 333 Club)
350 - 354 Old Street
8pm - 1am.RSVP to david at muisctowers.com or sign up with our facebook list
Chin Chin
Beef Warehouse Nightmare Before Christmas
Beef Warehouse get a chance to get all Rock after the last few weeks of Disco nights, Gay nights, Cowboy nights. Time to turn up the gain, undust the Dillenger Escape Plan records and fuzzboxes. Take that pilgrimage up to Minehead for a festival of cold, wind, rain and some AMAZING MUSIC!
SquarePusher, Fantomas, Melvins, Torche, Butthole Surfers, Taraf De Haidouiks, hold on Taraf De Haidouks have been added! THERE IS A LORD!
Go see Taraf De Haidouks, they are also playing at the Union Chapel.
Dead Disco
This friday Beef Warehouse will be joining in this Halloween madness and spinning a few records at the Marquis De Lansdowne, should be on about Ten I think. Drop us a line if you fancy coming along.
3st October
Marquis of Lansdowne
48 Stoke Newington Road,Hackney, London,
N16 7XJ
Last friday Adam Street - The Magnificent Seven
One waits ages for a weird underground west end members bar gig and then two come along at once.
Beef Warehouse are playing a set of country tunes for Adam Streets seventh birthday. Andy is busy with his Chaps sewing pattern as I type.
Adam Street
The Strand, London WC2N 6AA
Tel : 020 7379 8000
This Saturday, It is all about … Treading the Boards
Once again our theatre buddies have called us into action. So we are playing down a the lovely Adam Street members bar for the launch of a new play written by the editor of Attitude magazine: Blowing Whistles.
If you fancy joining us for a night of thesbians pop along should be a laugh starts at 9pm goes on until late maybe 3am. Apparently we might have some impromptu scenes too.
We like New York in Summer. how about yooooooooooooooou?
Just got back from ATP New York and somehow Beef Warehouse stuck themselves on Austrailian time from the late nights. The gig was all set in a 1950’s cinematic holiday home called Kutshters where they based the film Dirty Dancing on. Beef got hold of the decks and played the deep end bar 7-12 on the friday and the Raleigh Hotel (a very spooky hotel) 10-5am.
States is usually so regulated on shows.Barry and his merry gang managed to pull off a UK style festival in upstate New York. So much so they are already plotting 2009. Well done - clapclapclap. First time I have seen such a thing. The sound was awsome as well on all the stages. Awsome is a word overused in the states but in this case with My Bloody Valentine, Mogwai and Fuck Buttons on the bill seems to be totally appropriate.
Was also ace to see the amount of UK people that had flown over to the show just for the hell of it. Proving that the UK is the best festival loving nation in the world.

Wow Leeds Festival Piccadilly Party Stage
That was mad. 4 nights in the mud and the dark, manning that Sound system. They upped the rig this year 40k it was over twice the size!
So first up, thanks for coming. Well done for getting down in it. Anyone get to make a kazoo orchestra? My plan was to try and organise 90 of us but didn’t quite happen at 6am just trying to explain what a kazoo is, is difficult.
A big shout to all the other guests we had.
Thursday
HypnoCops 10pm-12pm
Beef Warehouse 12pm-3am
Friday
Beef Warehouse 10pm-3am
Will K9 & Gfunk 3am – 430am
Beef Warehouse 430 – 6am
Saturday
Will K9 10-11pm,
Bendy 11-12pm,
Beef Warehouse 12-3am,
Session 3am-6am
Sunday
Beef Warehouse 10pm – 5:58am.
Guests
On live stuff bits and bobs, Alan Excess on Drums, Naughty Jack and Jon Bon Jonas picking up the guitar occasionally.
Gratitude for Latitude
Thanks to everyone that joined us for the night in the woods. So we were keeping it a nice blend of classics and electro pop beat combo hits. When suddenly I thought the kids need some Rage Against the machine… Didn’t think we needed those barriers or all those security that were lurking about. Ooops I was pretty wrong about that - well done everyone. Andy actually had to get on the mic to calm everyone down.
Hope you enjoy the T-Shirts, why not send us a picture of yourself wearing them ideally in weird places, we can use it to flog them on this site then. Thankyou again everyone for dancing like loons and putting up with our record boxes. And we shall see if we can learn some new rubbish acrobatics for Leeds.
Also for everyone that asked me what that track was: It was our friend Session remixing Knights of Cydonia by Muse very well. See if he will give us a copy for a free download here.
This weekend we are doing a village fete in Ebrington. If you are about the Cotswolds come along. It is free!
Andy & Dave
Glasnosthairy roundup
Glastonbury was pretty fun then, makes a change having a sunny weekend. I am always amazed about how few metal heads go. Nothing like a bit of Slayer instead of the Verve. Even if that man did shout at me a lot.
We lost a load of stuff, a Mini KP effects pad, a Retro Phone DJ Headset and I think I lost about 30 CD’s of electro/rock. My sunglasses and a silly hat all pinched while we were DJing. Also some producer called Shuan bought my megaphone gave me £60 but never actually took the megaphone. So we owe him a megaphone.
Any leads on any of the above please get in touch.
Summer is threatening to break any day now
And we are threatening to break skulls. Ok well no we haven’t been swept away with the culture of knife crime. But the summers festival gigs are in and July is looking tasty. This time with more buttons to press.
21ST - JUNE - MUSIC PALACE WITH MEMPHIS BELLE & NAUGHTY JACK
This is a north London knee’s up. The Music Palace is a great little venue that is slinking into an R&B fight night out. We are coming with checkered shirts and cowboy boots to turn this on it’s head. Memphis will be hollering out the steers and Naughty Jack knocking back the drinks.
27TH 28TH 29TH JUNE - GLASTONBURY FESTIVAL
After saying No No No nein no way, it ruined us last year. BEEF ARE BACK. This time we will be playing More Slayer, More Shellac and getting More told off by the Hippies then ever before. Can’t wait – have our sex tent dried out and counting the days to ruin it again.
17TH - 20TH JULY - LATITUDE FESTIVAL SUFFOLK
We have been blessed with back to back weekends of sunshine for this show. It just sold out too. Oh shoot we better make some Merchandise. Just think of our little mugs on T-Shirts, or even little T-shirts on Mugs

